Me: *almost asleep*
Me: WTF who's texting me this late... OH wait it's you :)
That awkward moment when someone asks you what's...
galaxiesbeyond: selawa: Baby gets her father into the crib and keeps him there. This is absolutely beautiful! warms my heart❤ so fucking cute. <3
A woman who is 3months pregnant falls into a deep...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
infinity-rusann: sokaylayelled: Total Blackout Players must feel several objects in complete darkness to identify it. i’m fucking dying omfgggggg omfg I CANT
t1ffanybabe: tuamordice: Just Beautiful So precious.
People say I should forget, but it's easier said...
fake-dollparts: i NEEd A PENCil~ She talking bout my shoe string in my hair *whatevaa
pakshet-itstiffany: wtftimmy: Victoria Justice...
I miss you, quite terribly.